TLips, take care of your liver! We need you. xo

It was just a phase, okay?

There’s an influence, yes.

Do you think it was to make it harder for paparazzi to get them in the same shot?

I too have a fetish for Uncle Jesse.

The French consider them geniuses of dramaturgy.

I saw a preview where Vicki yells at someone “Get off my show!” Also, instead of “Bye Felicia,” she says “Bye bye Felicia.” This is going to be good.

I respect you.

Yeah, it’s the unoriginality. Her “music”/gay-guys-dancing-randomly-around-her-pool thing is a tired knockoff of early-’90s Madonna.

Typical Erika insight: “He [Vidal Sassoon] defined a whole generation.”

She’s smug and dull. Fatal combination.

The one on the right isn’t Khloe. It’s this person.

Thank you; you get me. (My favorite part of your gif is that it reminds me of how Vicki pronounces it “Say-Tahn.”)

(It’s not my finest hour as a commenter, but I wouldn’t have said it if Vicki hadn’t made so many people so miserable.)

And all the “Let’s push booze on Kelly to make her behave badly” efforts. If they want to get Kelly kicked off the show, they should make their case directly to Bravo (I think the NJ women did this to get Danielle Staub booted).

Same. I practically study her, so eager am I to gain access to her secrets.

I always think Vicki’s face looks like a giant talking thumb.

I wondered if they gave it to her because she had the best face. (At a lot of those pageant/“fitness contest” things, all the bodies become kind of interchangeable after a while.)

It pains me to give Heather Dubrow credit for anything, but I figure she’ll vote for Hillary.

I wish Briana were my sister (if I could make that happen without Vicki being our mom).