I don’t mind fame-hunger at all. She’s just such bad reality TV.

Or admit the lies she told to cover up his (her infamous “cancer binder,” etc.)

“Say sorry to your friend.”

I wonder if she’s supposed to replace anyone (Carole?). I mean, besides Jules.

“He was like, ‘What are you doing now, Miss New York?’ And I said, ‘Well, I’m teaching. He was like, ‘Listen have you ever thought about real estate? You’ll make a hell of a lot more money than you will teaching.’”

No, but I like the name of it; I’ll check it out. Thanks.

We’ll talk after you’ve seen. xo

Exactly. I like that it’s terrible. It makes it sound genuine.

Lance Bass is hosting one now.

Did you watch RHOOC last night? That van ride! (Filmed through night-vision goggles, it looked like.)

👫

I think (but am not sure) she represents “IBS,” not “intestines,” so she’s perky because she’s succeeding in making Business Lady miserable.

I would hire you for my ad agency.

Use it on your rose bushes.

Uh... I am sure I do not.

Tincture of belladonna.

Another implication is “Had I known, I wouldn’t have created these children with him either,” which is insulting to the kids (to put it mildly).

There’s no reason the intestine costume should still be there after the woman takes the drug.

To steal their youthful essence and halt their own decay.

Okay, fair point, but shouldn’t her expression change, after the Viberzi has kicked in? Like by the end of the commercial she should be glum, because she can no longer dominate the Business Lady’s life.