A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

Kids, listen. You are the future of this country. The future canon fodder in sketchy wars in far off countries, the future low paid office worker cogs with barely any benefits, the future indebted students working in retail as you bow and scrape for these rich paragons of our country when they come into your store to…

Apparently half of all women were raised by the same woman? At least according to the responses here.

I had a friend who used to call them a "gang."

LOL THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF HOW MUCH I LOVED WORKING RED HAT LADY MEETINGS.

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

Helping someone because they're poor, hungry and cold...and then deciding this means you get to treat yourself to their vagina for being so caring, is pretty much embroidered on the official Nice Guy(tm) flag.

Rabid Racoon

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

my boyfriend told me if he ever proposes, he'll do it when i'm pooping. i thought that was veru sweet of him.

Team Cat HQ here,

And talking on the phone with my dad while a man who is his same age goes HAM on my lady bits like it's an all you can eat buffffffffet

I don't know how I managed not to slap her in the face every day

Do people know there's a thing that's real porn? I think this show would not exist if people were aware of real porn. They should probably be informed of real porn.

The quality of leadership is seldom measured in your ability to scold.

Yeah, that is exactly it.

Oh how wonderful, yet another dogcentric post on Jezebel. If we didn't know any better we'd suspect that this website is funded by canine special interest groups.

I'd love to see that invite:

"Partner 1 and Partner 2 invite you to our wedding (yay), but only if you promise to not be a jerk, don't bring any assholes, and leave before you have the chance to get bitchy. KTHX BYE.