Turns out Planet of the Apes really isn't that good of a movie. i'm only half-watching.

Oh yeah, that's tough. I didn't like vegetables until I learned how to make them properly, which is pretty damn hard sometimes.

I exercise every day for at least 20 minutes (30-Day Shred, aww yeah) and I jog three times a week on top of that. I don't really know where these numbers came from; my last test 6 months ago was apparently unremarkable. My diet has slipped some during that time, but I guess it was worse than I thought.

Awesome sub for pizza: tomatoes, cheese, other vegetables on a tortilla or pita. You can make it! Drink water and focus on other things. Like...elephants.

Even so, I wish you fast healing and I hope the ear drops don't make you dizzy like they did me.

Oh god I feel your pain. The last time I had an ear infection I somehow got it in my middle and inner at the same time. I felt like I was being punched repeatedly from the inside.

Of all the people I've dated or had sex with since I moved to Virginia in 2006, two came from my social group, four came from OkCupid, one was a clerk at a bookstore, and one came from a meetup. The two that came closest to being successful came from OkCupid. My boss has jokingly forbidden me from internet dating.…

So this week has sucked kind of a lot. On Tuesday I found out I have high cholesterol/triglycerides and I need medication. That makes four different kinds of prescription pills I take every day.

We mix Hebrew and English. Very confusing (and sometimes useful) to outsiders.

My life has been somewhat rudderless for the last month, and to top it off last night I got dumped (don't be sorry - I'm not). I've really been struggling to pull things the right way up again. Thinking about the things in my life that are going right really helps.

I grew up speaking Hebrew and English at home. I understand Hebrew almost perfectly (with the exception of some slang unique to Israel) but I cannot speak it well. When I do speak, my accent is flawless. This has also helped me pick up almost non-accented Spanish very easily as well.

Feel free to use it. It's pronounced something like FORK-ih-fehr. The last syllable isn't quite fair, but close.

My very favorite Latin word is forcifer. It means scoundrel but literally translates to fork-bearer.. Why? Because a scoundrel is someone so awful they carry their own instrument of destruction (in this case, pitchforks or something similar).

The other night I found myself watching Fashion Police on E! (don't judge me). Joan Rivers is just as awful now as she was back then, only on this particular show she has help. It saddens me that there's enough of a market for that show to exist.

I simply love you for this.

I needed this so very badly today. Thanks.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Too early in the morning...

If her 90th birthday was in 2002, wouldn't that make her 99 or 100 at the time of death?

It's the closest thing to the truth I've seen on FNC for a while.

This is a bit of a stretch, BUT. Diabetes compromises the immune system, which could potentially lead to more and worse bacterial infections than the average bear. Sickness raises blood sugar, which if not treated properly could cause your diabetes to spin out of control, which can damage nerve function to the…