I think I'm in love with Natasha Kai's tattoos.

There are some crimes and misdemeanors I'm willing to overlook - everyone does dumb shit as a kid - but not sex offenses. Sorry, nope.

Oh, in probably the worst way possible. I yelled at him for lying to me, made him tell me what happened (something more serious than urinating in public but not rape), and then stayed with him for a while. We stayed friends for a while after that but lost touch when I got into a serious thing with someone else. I…

My favorite thing about this video is how incredibly glowy the guy is. Like he's an angel sent to show us all the glory of butt-sex (which is indeed glorious).

I met a sex offender on OkCupid. Of course, I didn't know that's what he was until a few months in. Turns out all he had to do was lie about his age and not post pictures to slip by. If he had been caught, he would have had to serve the remainder of his sentence (some 22 years at that point) in prison.

...Yeah, this isn't going to work. There are too many ways to lie and cover your tracks, and no parole board in the country has the kind of resources required to check up on every one of their offenders every day.

I never considered suicide*. It's a major sin in Judaism and I didn't want to go to hell/shame my family.

I'm a brown person with a foreign name, which makes travelling a hassle anyway. Can't wait to get groped before my next trip! Given that I'm leaving Boyfriend-Jo at home it'll be the only action I get that whole week.

I was bullied non-stop from Pre-K until I finished high school. Highlights:

Oh, it is. Believe me. I was bullied relentlessly from Pre-K until I left high school. It was the worst in middle school, both because it was middle school and because of problems at home.

It's hard for me to find those shoes hot when I see how contorted her feet are to wear them. High heels. Blech.

...I hang my head in shame.

More important than bagels, we have lox.

Cell phone talkers make me nuts. My gym has signs everywhere that say in large threatening letters NO CELL PHONES but it doesn't work. I once "accidentally" crashed into someone who wouldn't shut up. No one was hurt. I know it was dumb and immature, but I felt better for days.

I would totally go there.

There may be more Catholics than Jews in the world, but Donohue would do well to remember that we control Hollywood, the media, and the banks.

My rabbi's second-favorite religion is Buddhism, and he references it a lot in his sermons. Quite interesting to note the connections.

My name is Jean Valjean!

I know right? I get to be alone, eat other people's food, play with pets I cannot have, and I get paid for it!

Woman, you can rock a hat no matter what you wear. A hat, a cute tee, and a nice pair of jeans would make an awesome outfit for a night out.