Oh god, you win.

Agreed, and I have seen Tubgirl and Goatse. Horrible things on the internet and I go way back.

Now wait a minute. How about every other month?

I will not watch it. I'm still too traumatized from that video they put up a few months ago of a frog whose eggs hatch just under the skin on her back...aaarrggghhh nightmares. Need kitty videos now.

That is truly, truly adorable. I once had a cat who loved to listen to me practice my violin...except when my E-string was flat. Then he'd squeal and run away. (He had a much better ear than I did.) He also really hated when I took baths, and would sit on the edge of the tub meowing in fear until I got out.

He is a cutey...but I just can't bring myself to get a lady-boner for skinny guys. He's allll yours.

Probably, actually. If he's dehydrated that would definitely make all his bodily fluids more concentrated and therefore more strongly scented.

A few months ago I had stomach flu and was sick for 3 days. At the end of it I got incredibly gassy. Like the biggest farts and belches ever. They were super loud and super frequent, but thankfully not smelly in the least.

If Fred laid on my stomach I think I'd stop breathing. He weighs about 19 pounds.

There's a huge difference between a band and a setting with a stone/multiple stones. I habitually wear a plain silver band on my right hand and the only time I took it off was when I had to because I was having surgery. I can't imagine trying to knead bread or knit while wearing a ring that could snag or get caught.

Yeah, I'm really happy with the glad. At first I wanted a line drawing with no shading, but the artist talked me into letting him add shading himself, and I'm so glad I did.

I was doing crunches today and my sister's cat got very concerned and tried to help me by lying on his back obligingly. Then when it became apparent I wasn't on the floor to pet him, he bit me. Luckily his teeth are too old and worn down to do any damage.

Idris. Fucking. Elba. I often refer to him as my future husband, and I've asked Boyfriend-Jo if I can call him Idris in bed. ("Can I call you Black Widow?")

Planned Parenthood's website is spectacular. I used it heavily when I was deciding what kind of hormonal BC to try.

This is my first tattoo, the day after I got it three years ago. [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net]

Shit, if I had a broken engagement I'd sell the ring for booze money.

I know people who turned down proposals because the ring was insufficiently large/expensive. No joke. I have made it very clear to my boyfriend that if he ever gives me a ring that cost him more than $80, or has a diamond on it, I will turn him down. I'd much rather own a home.

I was looking at something very similar the other day - my birthstone is pearl and I wanted a pearl ring like no other. (Ended up finding it at a farmer's market yesterday - local business what what.) It's a lovely ring!

I have a theory that a big giant e-ring is a great way to show the world that you don't do anything with your hands. I do. I knit, I cook, I bake, I work out. If I had a ring with a large elaborate setting I'd have to take it off more often than I'd have it on, and that defeats the purpose.

I was just about to say the same thing. I'd probably wear the one with ears.