Can I use it to refer to the times I need to get off but my (hetero) partner is too tired?

Argh, I've been on the verge of tears all day and this is not helping.

Looking forward to more calls from scared young'uns needing pregnancy tests and STD counseling. It always goes up over the summer anyway. Boredom, hormones, and lack of supervision are not a good combination.

I see these at a craft store I frequent. I'm 28 and on any given day I'm the youngest shopper in the store by a generation or more.

Great, now the next time I have ice cream I'll think about brains...

Question re: the Biden story (which was totally adorable) for parents of subadult boys: are swim shirts a thing now? All three of my nephews have them, as do most of their friends. I have never seen swim shirts on anyone before like a week ago. But I'm neither a male-bodied person nor a parent of one.

House Brotherjo would be either "I am not lost" or "What the FUCK?"

I love Peter Dinklage but sometimes he makes me feel funny because he looks a lot like a roommate I once had, who I had very inappropriate feelings for. Even his dad once said we'd make an awesome couple. Le sigh.

This is the single greatest thing in the history of ever.

When I want to have sexytimes with Boyfriend-Jo but he's not amenable, I will sometimes get my rocks off with him in the bed anyway. Usually he's game enough to play with my boobies or something, to, y'know, help things along. He can be lazy, I can be orgasmic, everyone is happy.

I have been uncharacteristically silent for the last few minutes.

Ugh. I'm Jewish and I guess I take after the stereotype pretty closely because I get this a lot too. There are few things I hate more than people who fetishize an ethnic group.

Not owning a penis, I posed this question to my handy neighborhood boyfriend. He told me he's never had one because he's never slept with a prostitute. Which is good to know, I guess?

Crab Rangoon: surprisingly good post-sex food.

I've been burned by more than one toxic relationship/friendship before. I didn't leave until I saw for myself that I had to - didn't matter what my actual friends said about it.

...or an entire pint of Ben and Jerry's.

Applesauce, mac and cheese, Ensure, mashed potatoes, ice cream, yogurt, jello, pudding. Don't drink anything out of a straw. Be careful with rice or any small grains like that (I think rice is on the no-no list but I forget).

Interestingly, many people I knew as children who were allergic to chocolate then aren't anymore. It's also possible to grow out of some allergies.

Ayep. I became slightly lactose intolerant in high school, and in my late 20s developed allergies to hydrocodone (Vicodin) and acetaminophen (Tylenol). Makes taking painkillers after surgery kind of a bitch, I'll tell ya.

I have no advice for you, but props for using a gender-neutral pronoun.