I'm totally incapable of controlling portion size. Willpower, I does not has it. So I just don't keep snacks in the house, pretty much ever. If I'm going to binge, let it be on carrot sticks. Still eating too much but at least I'm getting my nutrient on.

Ha, great minds think alike. With a name like Clover she must be from District 11.

If you have PCOS you might also have Type II diabetes, and high blood sugar can lead to weird discharge, rampant yeast infections, and a bad taste and scent. The metformin will help, but so will a balanced diet and exercise and yadda yadda.

Spoilsport.

*bows*

Just figured out how I'm finally going to get the food processor and other kitchen gear I've been coveting. Thanks!

Many medications pollute drinking water, not just birth control. As soon as this guy also agrees to fine Viagra-takers I'll stop snorting incredulously at him.

Oh fuck off. Everyone is a judgmental asshole. It's just a matter of whether you'd say it to someone's face (which I never would) or not. Having fun on your horse up there?

It's never ok to be late but it is sometimes unavoidable. That's what I hate about these questions - there's no room for subtlety. A friend of mine applied for so many jobs with the same stupid questionnaire that she figured out which questions are designed to trap you in a lie. She was subsequently offered every…

I could have sworn she said "plastic surgery" but I don't care enough to double-check this. It was definitely a better and more forward-thinking answer than I was expecting.

Ugh I hate those! I can never pass them because I'm too sane or too crazy or too dumb or too smart or something. Not cut out for retail at any rate.

You can just get a plain pendant and have it engraved. Shouldn't be too expensive.

Miss Rhode Island was asked if she thinks it's fair for transgender women to compete in the Miss USA pageant. She said that it is fair for a transwoman to compete against "natural-born women" (???) because women these days have so much plastic surgery already.

There were a couple folks my age-ish (late 20s) but it seemed to be mostly people 35 and up. They do other events than just drinking, though, so maybe other stuff draws in the youngers. I'm pretty comfortable around older people myself so it rarely bothers me to be the youngest person in the room.

I got home during swimsuits. My roommate was watching because he knows Miss Alaska (who got cut). I just kept goggling at the hipbones. Miss Rhode Island claims to be a vegetarian but she looks like she's an oxygen-arian...

I just came back from my first meetup with a group called Drinking Liberally. Basically it's a bunch of liberal folks living in a not-so-liberal area hanging out. It was not at all what I expected. I was sort of worried that it would be a group of yuppies standing around complaining about the quality of their…

With few exceptions (most of them having to do with horse racing), Americans just cannot do hats right.

The Queen just kind of looks like everyone's grandmother, but with a fancier hat. I think I'm slightly disappointed. If she's having a diamond jubilee, shouldn't she be sparkly?

Well there went any desire I had to have lunch today.

...Then, by God, Jeb, I don't want to know you.