Ouch, 7 in one day? How horrible!

Haha, done and done. I thought I couldn't call until 10 but it turns out you can call any time. This is good to know in this neighborhood...

They stopped before the cops came. Yay, but at the same time, I really wanted them to get in trouble. Am I a bad person?

Counting down the minutes until I can call the cops on my asshole neighbors. They have music playing so loud it's making my walls shake, from across the street and three houses down. These are the same people who were setting off firecrackers all afternoon so I couldn't nap. :-(

Honestly I would simply refuse to engage. That's the best way I've found to deal with drama. If the mean girls stir up shit around you, walk away or end the conversation. You won't be popular with them but who cares?

Haha I'm watching SVU on DVD. It's awesome and I have no regrets.

Daaaaawwwwww. So adorable.

I can't drink; interferes with medication. It's a shame because Tuesday I wanted nothing more than to get dead drunk.

I love Brotips! I read the whole archives one day a couple weeks ago. There's some good stuff in there.

Aaaww, Gryffindor is such a good name for a dog!

I watched it for the first time a few months ago. I liked it except how...Valley Girl...it was. So. Much. Slang.

Avoid boys whose names end in N.

Thanks. I found out about school at work - they sent an email. I got sent home early, so I spent the day crying and bingeing on tortilla chips. Honestly I would rather have worked. Whatever.

That sounds fun. I have cookie dough. No booze, sadly. Tramadol is treating me nicely though.

Congrats! I will be doing a whole lot of nothing this weekend, as I had surgery yesterday. But I have a tall stack of books, over 30 hours of podcasts, and my boyfriend's Netflix Instant Queue for company, so I think I'll be fine.

This week can blow me. On Tuesday I found out I didn't get into grad school, which totally fucks up my plans for the next year. My friends have been mostly sympathetic, except my best friend from college who's getting married in August. She's thrilled I'll have more time to visit with her now, and hasn't really picked…

Hear here! I love this plan.

Yep, including Virginia.

In Virginia sodomy among any group of people is still technically illegal. It is not generally enforced.

Hearts! I'm all groggy and sore from surgery and I needed a good laugh. Thank you!