w00t! This is my tip! Totally made my day, thanks!

Unless you have a latex allergy. Sheepskin condoms are expensive and harder to find.

The other night I had a dream that a stranger grabbed my ass in a bookstore. I confronted him and demanded an apology. He refused so I pinned him to the ground and called 911 to report assault. The operator was not sympathetic but transferred me to someone who was. The dream continued for a while and ended with him…

I remember my elementary school nurse like I was just there. She was so kind and 100% believed in the tooth fairy. She was the first person to explain to me why baby teeth fall out (after a playground accident knocked out a few of them).

No women laughing alone with salad? Disappointing.

My sister's cat took care of me after I had abdominal surgery. Of course his way of doing so was to plop his 19-pound ass on my sutures...

Hearted for this. I've been team no hand sanitizer for a while. Even having a compromised immune system I realize they're basically useless.

Oh I didn't know that about his wife. Having dealt with clinical depression myself, I fully understand that decision, though.

I attended a lecture he gave during the height/depth of the Bush Administration and found his views quite reasonable and very well-presented. The man can tell a joke. If he ran for elected office I'd consider voting for him.

A watch maybe? In Judaism (sayeth my dad and my Orthodox bestie), a couple isn't engaged until they've given each other gifts bought with their own money. Usually he gets a watch.

I'm probably going to propose to my BF around the holidays barring extenuating circumstances. I just don't fucking feel like waiting for what feels like a sure bet. Traditionally in Judaism when a couple becomes engaged she gives him a watch and he gives her a ring. BF doesn't wear watches so I'll probably give him…

Oddly enough, my profile picture on OkCupid was a walrus, and I found a nice guy anyway. At a party someone asked him why he messaged me, and he said, "Because she wrote to me first."

The only games I play are in card and board form. Unless this book is about The Rules of Monopoly (which no one can ever seem to agree on), I'll pass.

Oh yes, yes they do. There's nothing a "good Jewish man" loves more than a "good Jewish girl" with tattoos, a pork roast in the fridge, and toys in the closet. Trust me on this one.

I know. I've explained this to my boyfriend (who doesn't share his mother's joy). Hell, we're probably 7th cousins even though we share no ethnic backgrounds. I still think it's funny though.

Pomegranates are a traditional food at one of the Jewish holidays. Passover...? Rosh Hashanah...? I truthfully can't remember. My dad always said it's so your joys will be as numerous as the seeds. I haven't had one in the longest, might pick some up next time I see them.

We used to have a joke in college that *everyone* is 1/16th Cherokee.

True story: my boyfriend is 7th cousin to the Cyruses through his mom. She's very proud of this, apparently.

I've been trying to bring britches back* for years. What can I say, I'm a sucker for riding boots.

I think "ruthless dicking" is what I get on the nights my boyfriend promises to leave me unable to walk the next day.