14) Indulging fetishes without asking permission or explaining that you're about to do so.

I feel you. My undergrad is in anthropology and I'm trying to get into school for a masters in social work. Every once in a while I'll throw up my hands and yell I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PLUMBER! Poverty, even with the best of intentions, sucks.

I haven't been to a Burger King in at least 6 months and now I have a craving for onion rings. So thanks for that.

It's a good look for him. Although I kind of wanted to see him burst out in a chorus of It's Raining Men.

After reading the Simple Mom article, I'm starting to think I was using too much baking soda and vinegar. I may try this again with much more diluted solutions and see what happens.

I used to do baking soda and vinegar every couple days, but it stopped working the way I wanted it to. I try to use shampoos and conditioners without sodium laureth sulfate, to minimize the awfulness. One of these days I'd like to give up shampoo completely again, but I'm not sure what I'd use.

I only use shampoo about twice a week. Most shampoos are actually very bad for your hair and scalp. It takes a while to adjust if you're used to lathering daily, but my hair has never looked better, especially the day after I shampoo.

I am so with you on that. It's the one thing I miss about condoms.

INSTANT ADDICT. My birthday isn't for two more months but I've already put up a note on facebook asking for the starter kit.

There is kosher gelatin. You just have to look for it. I'm not sure there's vegan gelatin, though.

A friend of mine makes mozzarella from a kit. She said it's not hard, just takes a lot of milk. Also I've heard ricotta is pretty easy. When I make yogurt from scratch it comes out so thick it's practically farmer's cheese, so I figure it wouldn't take much more to get actual cheese.

Wow, I'm really glad I avoid processed food. Although this really makes me want to try cheesemaking for myself.

I really dislike the term bareback sex. I'm not a horse, ok?

New goal for this weekend: oral, missionary, doggy, and spooning. I'd better start stretching now.

*sigh* I miss the days when I could do a crown of braids without using extensions.

In the bedroom with the rope?

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AND PROFANE WHY IS ORAL LOSING? I have lost my faith in you people.

I'm a fan of anything on a stick, so I bet the lamb would be out of this world.

I liked NuvaRing (except for the cost) but I did get tired of always having something up there. Taking generic Orthro TriCyclen now and the side effects are great! My boobs, which have always been on the smaller side, have blossomed into full-on hooters. One could even be described as pendulous. And all for $9 a…

I'm on a new-to-me kind of birth control and I wasn't sure what my period would be like. The answer, it turns out, is heavy but short. Maybe over time it'll get lighter...