During that scene:

For me it's PCOS and because I like fucking the hell out of my boyfriend whenever I choose, without the arbitrary and unpredictable 6-week periods of doom.

What devilry is this? I must try some!

Oh, yeah, it's entirely possible to be vegetarian/vegan/whathaveyou and still be horrifyingly unhealthy. I know someone who's a hardcore vegan whose diet consists mostly of a certain brand of fruit snacks (who knew?) and pasta. And then she complains that she never feels good.

What? He's awesome! Read The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven. You won't regret it.

I'm not vegan. I do have other dietary restrictions that make eating out tricky sometimes. I haven't willingly been in a Starbucks in years (it's virtually impossible for me to find a product they sell that I like AND can consume). BUT. Here's what I have to say about not being able to eat entirely in the mainstream:

Word.

Last week I had to make an emergency run to Target during the middle of a workday for new underwear. You know that moment when a tampon just gives up the ghost and won't absorb another drop? Yeah. That happened. Luckily I was wearing dark-wash jeans and all of my coworkers are fellow uterus-havers. But I spent the…

Question: can I take the pill for medical reasons AND because I'm a Slutty McSlutterson?

Statistically, at least two of those kids should be somewhere on the LGBT spectrum. I just hope they're brave enough to come out, loudly and fabulously.

What she's politely failing to say here is the world population of the right kind of people is dangerously low. The youth of today are looking a tad too tan, if you get my drift.

I need to figure out how to integrate these with my plan to throw a brinner party for my birthday. Maple bacon cakes? Hm...

It came with the cloth bag, but I lost it after a couple years. By the time I tossed it I figured I had gotten my money's worth.

I once stored my DivaCup improperly for like 2 months (my old BC had me skipping cycles sometimes) and when I took it out to use it again, it was a DivaCup full of mold. I threw it out before I could puke.

Michelle, you seem like a nice person and all, but if I catch you touching my boyfriend again...lord help you, woman. Lord help you.

In the Consumerist post, she said that tampon had fallen out of its package and applicator.

I have a dream of receiving oral while eating chocolate. This plan cannot fail.

Zooborns is the best argument for the existence of the internet I've ever come across.

I feel like I got stuck in the music video for Chasing Pavement. Which is an awesome video and song, but.

Every time I go to DC I want to hit up the Newseum but whomever I'm with doesn't. This only solidifies my desire to go for the day alone before too long. Hm...I do have some vacation time coming my way.