Right? I'm going to go have some.

Given my current level of infatuation/horniness and the fact that I have a fuckton of string cheese in the fridge, I'd say I'm approximately 15 right now.

Actually there've been experiments in Russia. If I recall correctly domesticated foxes developed comically huge ears within a very few generations. Either that or very small ears.

I will pay many dollars to see Tiger Eyes. Many. That book was a large part of my childhood...far too early.

I'm just gonna put it out there: pants are stupid.

I'm as finished with packing as I can get 6 days before the move, my belly is full of homemade cookies, it's a warm night, I'm not wearing pants, and the new boy and I are exchanging dirty IMs in advance of our first sleepover tomorrow night. Yes indeed. This is the life.

OH DEAR GOD WHY.

This has been my week so far:

Ask me again in May. The wedding is in August and I'm hoping to drop a size or two before I go shopping.

I have to buy a purple dress for a wedding later this year. Literally my only direction is "purple." I want the color Regina King is wearing. It's magnificent and would look amazing with my skin tone. Too bad I'm not exactly her shape...

Wow, that's fascinating. I've seen how much my mom's post-breast-cancer bras cost, though, and I couldn't even afford one. Maybe some day...

I tend to wear very padded B-cups, when I can find them (having a band size around 42 does not help) and just ignore the part where the right side feels almost hollow. The padding is a good disguise. Being topless with a partner for the first time is anxiety-provoking, but over the years I've developed the attitude of…

I am envious. I've lost almost 20 pounds since I started trying (about 40 to go) and my boobs are noticeably smaller. They stick out more because of all the fat I've lost from my abdomen, and the muscles building up behind them, but by cup size...definitely smaller. But also more boob-shaped. It's strange.

My girls are radically different sizes. One is somewhere around a big A/small B and the other is large B/small C. Depending on where I am in my cycle and how much I've been working out, anyway.

I know. It hurts me deep down.

There's fiscally conservative and socially conservative. In a lot of ways it makes sense for a woman to be fiscally conservative, especially if she has a family. Socially conservative though...no. Just. No.

Congratulations, you have won the Google Wars.

There's nothing I hate more than a frighteningly conservative woman. DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE HURTING THE REST OF US?

Yeah, ear pinning doesn't seem like a major life event. It did make me secretly suspect she was a Doberman for a while, though.

...Are we twins? Or perhaps clones? This is spooky.