To be fair, they are the #1 exporter of I’s, S’s, and P’s.

Schemes from My Father

I’ll do it. If I’m going to get which owns, I’m ownsing myself. 

It would be the end of an American tradition of giving the presidency to idiots who didn’t get the most votes in the first place.

Dad & Man at Mar-a-lago

Bratlus Shrugged 

Holy SHIT dude...

It’s going to be a bestseller because of everyone buying a copy to hate read on every #resistance podcast. 

this needs more love

I won’t buy this lump of hot garbage. I will, however, download it from a pirate site and mock it horribly.

less successful than he’d have you believe.

I’ll read ten straight Ph.D dissertations from Dan Bilzerian before I wish this abomination on my worse enemy.

Opening line:

Eric can’t wait for the audiobook.

See Donj write.

Whine Kampf 

How many crimes will this moron inadvertently admit to doing in this garbage ass book?

The Atlantic is an absolute fucking shadow of its former self.