I think Tormund becomes Lord Commander of the Night Watch (in the show). But the Night Watch splits itself from it historical duty to the realm. I think the Night Watch takes Brandon’s Gift and The New Gift and resettles that with the emigrated wildling population.

There’s no way Daenerys and Jon make it to the end. One of them will almost certainly die in the final battle.

Pumpkin spice latte is less basic than thinking your cool because you like the Melvins and Bladerunner.

I love it when asshole men out themselves as assholes. Thank goodness Mandy left him the hell behind.

She probably didn’t want to be married to a noobish, man-child dweeb.

I have no idea why these movies are going to be called “Fantastic Beasts: INSERT TAGLINE”. They should have just been Called Pottermore or whatever and not tried to tie everything back to Newt Scamander. 

It would appear that the joke went right over your head...

“Many contemporary reviewers could do with beginning to understand not everything is necessarily intended for them personally”

I would give my left nut to have that original Nokia brick back. Those fuckers were good phones.

Yes exactly, you can’t over analyze these movies. The plan was to sneak everyone inside, unthaw Han, then smash the place up and escape heroically by the skin of their teeth. The OT movies were very much in the vein of old-school adventure serials where specific plot points were less important than grand heroic…

5) the prose was beautiful.

Came here to say the same thing! I just scrolled the video offscreen and ended up just listening to it.

The bit about family hit home for me.

This sounds like someone just mashing their action figures together.

I think you’re mixing your King Jaehaerys’ at a few points here. Jaehaerys I is the old king who reigned forever and rode a dragon, Jaehaerys II recieved the prophecy and is Jon Snow’s great grandfather. Fuck me for knowing this, honestly.

I don’t think anyone is saying that you want them to stop. But, responding to what is otherwise a common cultural practice with physical revulsion, and then feeling the need to make that reaction public, is extremely simple and thoughtless. Gut responses are typically devoid of any intellectual reasoning, and…

It is as unlikely as it would be for a random earthquake in a medieval village to re-arrange everything to produce a modern city.

One thing that continually bugs is the way press will ask Ava duvernay or Ryan Coogler or other black and female directors about diversity in hiring and casting. Why are you asking the people who are doing the work? Why not ask Wes Anderson, sofia coppola, the cohen brothers, and so many others about why they can’t…

Rhaegar?

But it also means the mulefa have a bunch of shades wandering their world now. What does a world where the dead and thinking, tool-using animals coexist look like?