Nah, you just come onto a guy’s obituary page and spew ignorance and “just ask questions”

Sorry, but when future generations ask “what was 2020 like?” I’ll just offer this screenshot, where an obituary for genuine American hero Larry Kramer is forced to share a crowded webpage with some Kotaku shit about the latest Call of Duty and its missing “classic mode.”

I didn’t hate the first episode at all...there was a lot of good going on there.

Are those the shoes the little kid was trying to buy for his dying mom in that Christmas song?

Yeah. I mean they dropped Dorne like a bag of trash even though losing their leader would give them more of a reason to fight with Dany and/or lead to a struggle to crown a new leader of Dorne.  But NOPE!!!! Dorne is just out of the game for no real reason. 

THIS. My neighbor is a good dog owner who has a lovely and sweet doberman that started experiencing crazy anxiety when his schedule changed. We’re talking howling and howling and howling and howling and howling for 8-10 hours straight. I work from home and I couldn’t get a damn thing done. I started to feel very real…

This issue is NOT the dog’s fault, it is the owner’s fault and if it can’t be resolved neighbor to neighbor and calling the police doesn’t help, this is the result. People are inconsiderate assholes and most inconsiderate assholes have horrible animals that they don’t try to train and control. I happen to live next…

Yeah. I mean, look at what sexual repression has done for all of those conservative culture warriors who crusade against LBGTQ+ and women’s rights in the name of purity who end up getting busted for soliciting gay prostitutes and sexual assault and so forth. I don’t think Sir Ian is saying that repression is fully to…

Probably just expressing a crush on Rami Malek.

I’m guessing he likes the concert recreations in that one? But otherwise I’m as stumped as you.

Probably that, it is exactly like the Fox TV movie about Def Leppard, that “Bohemian Rhapsody” almost entirely resembles (including shitty wigs), with the notable exception of the excess of money spent on the cinematography.

A movie that fabricates and distorts the timeline of its subject’s AIDS diagnoses just to wrap it up in a heartwarming hug?

Pumpkin spice latte is less basic than thinking your cool because you like the Melvins and Bladerunner.

I love it when asshole men out themselves as assholes. Thank goodness Mandy left him the hell behind.

She probably didn’t want to be married to a noobish, man-child dweeb.

I would give my left nut to have that original Nokia brick back. Those fuckers were good phones.

Yes exactly, you can’t over analyze these movies. The plan was to sneak everyone inside, unthaw Han, then smash the place up and escape heroically by the skin of their teeth. The OT movies were very much in the vein of old-school adventure serials where specific plot points were less important than grand heroic…

The bit about family hit home for me.

One thing that continually bugs is the way press will ask Ava duvernay or Ryan Coogler or other black and female directors about diversity in hiring and casting. Why are you asking the people who are doing the work? Why not ask Wes Anderson, sofia coppola, the cohen brothers, and so many others about why they can’t…

Translation: Garbage people doing garbage things to other garbage people.