“Fuck me for knowing this, honestly.”

A good social studies teacher would have taught him to ask questions like an adult.  

No. Sometimes people gotta get burned before they can learn that they shouldn’t play with fire, or, in this case, respond thoughtlessly. I don’t know why you are writing me novels with gifs in this person’s defense, but I’m glad you two have each other. Maybe next time he’ll do some research first, wince in private.…

How bout dude learns how to use google and keep his “awfully bigoted” bodily reactions to himself. If more white people were capable of this, there’d be a lot less “white shits” to be corrected.

“I sorry, it may be awfully bigoted of me, but that`s my body’s instinctual reaction.”

you are either a troll or extremely under-exposed. open a national geographic. no one cares about your body’s reaction to ancient cultural body-wear. the creators of this property made bad-ass use of our commonly-held ideas around tribal-wear, and good on them for challenging your thinking. move into the new century,…

Ahhhh scientists. There is SO much that science, genetics, and the like have not tested for because these fields do not take certain things seriously. The planet is covered with intuitives, remote-viewers, empaths, and others whose abilities we are only just beginning to understand, and they’ve been around since the…

What, no Octavia Butler?

So uhh this kid is gay, right? Straight guys cannot do...that. Tom Holland... come on out, little buddy. You’ll be real popular, I promise.

Literally came here to say this. The film was near to pitch perfect, and now Rice is taking the books in a weird direction and uhhh Christopher is a odd choice cuz, like, what has he produced that has shown promise? Boy rides mama’s coattails... A good network does not a quality television show make. Hand the reigns…

it’s like we no longer consume in stories, but in ‘universes’. we are each of us consuming stories less for story and more for information. i consumed game of thrones through a wiki of ice and fire for years before reading the books, and read the books only to clarify specifics i could not glean from the wiki.

I bought a 5 lb bag (it was on sale for $10, I had to) of Albanese 12 flavor bears (Cherry, Pink Grapefruit, Watermelon, Strawberry, Orange, Blue Raspberry, Lime, Grape, Green Apple, Mango, Pineapple & Lemon.) and uhhh they have ruined my life and all other gummy bears by comparison. But harbio frogs and cherries will…

Can someone clear something up for me? What exactly are this iteration of Spiderman’s superpowers? He built the web canisters, he uses gloves to climb walls, and Tony got him a suit that does a bunch of other cool crap. What does that leave? All the flipping? He’s a gymnast? What’s spidery about that?

All post-Deathly Hallows material is crap. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Have we learned nothing? Cant we leave good enough alone? The Dark Materials Trilogy is crystalline perfection, and these SEQUELS (I am not calling them “equels,” Phillip) are going be like every other unnecessary update created…

I think it’s more that Green resembles Nicole Kidman’s Woolf of The Hours.

Not the only shitty ruling by this judge, he let some teenagers off with probation and community service for sexually assaulting a mentally disabled african american fellow student and causing internal damage with a clothes hanger. there is a petition to remove this judge from the bench.

i have a terrible feeling this is going to be a terrible movie.

how have i never seeeeen this video?? i rolled my eyes when i finally saw the musical on stage (the book is sooo much better) but this video made me a believer: disney animation is the way to go with the musical adaptation

Good, because the Cursed Child story is garbage.

Saw this last night. It was dumb.