This is the Jalopnik version of Deadspin’s “Idiot on the Field” and for some reason Jalopnik is taking the idiots side.

I have been on the receiving end of a justice finger before.

I owned a Miata from age 17 to 20.

I’m sure the hillbilly that sits near me (who calls up the local sports radio station and screams at the top of his lungs every time the Panthers lose) will have some delightfully not racist things to say about this.

Don’t I feel stupid. I spent more on a Jeep with 1/3 as many doors!

NC requires yearly emissions and safety inspections in order to get your new sticker, but cars over a certain age are exempt. Since this is a museum car that probably gets driven pretty rarely I’d imagine it’s not even registered so it wouldn’t matter anyway.

With all this loading, unloading, and tight deadlines it’s amazing they can find time to smoke crack.

A friend saw Jimmy Johnson competing in a mountain bike race here in Charlotte a few months ago. I think he confirmed JJ is a leg shaver.

I moved from a state with no safety inspections (Ohio) to a state with safety inspections (NC) about a year ago and it makes no difference. You still get awful cars on the road. In fact I’ve seen much shittier cars on the road here than I did in Ohio.

I had this experience recently. I was looking for a used vehicle and found one I liked on a local dealerships website. The website directed me to e-mail the internet sales manager for hassle free online buying and I did, only to be told things like, “we’ve gotten so many responses on that vehicle” (I took this as…

I get excited when I hop on the treadmill for my daily hour of sweating/tv watching and find tennis on ESPN/ESPN2 instead of the usual programming. I find it enjoyable to watch.

I cannot confirm truthiness of this but a friend of mine is an avid trail runner and some of his runs take him through an area where cows graze. He told a story about how he once stopped and was taking some pictures of one with his GoPro and others in the herd started crowding around him. They essentially trapped him…

Don’t have one myself but I was always under the impression synthetic lines don’t snap back like the metal cables do?

I don’t know why but someone named SoccerFanKevin being a Ryan Adams fan just feels so right.

I don’t know if it’s what he’s wearing but Levi’s makes jeans specifically for riders, their “commuter” collection, that have a little bit of stretch to them. They’re quite comfortable even for non-riders.

Did that red pickup also block your neighbors driveway?

Is that John Mulaney?

Any consultant has to do this. This is not new. It is also not insane.

Finally back from Peru! The trip was great! Thanks again for the advice!

Burneko posing as a journalist AND a 4th grader now?