I’ll have to consult my attorney and get back to you on that.

(Fine print: medical plan actually only covers “boner pills.”

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

oh man, ya, never do that. i’ll look at some stuff and be like, holy shit how many typos can one person have in a comment.

An NFL coach has to be an ego-maniacal bastard who puts winning above many things, like politeness. so we shouldn’t glamorize him for it. But it’s ok to get a chuckle out of it.

I really think that these are the drivers for why they ate some money (and even took on Castro’s contract). They painted themselves into a corner. Stanton went to Jeets and said “I think we should load up, not tear it down.” And he said if they rebuild, he wants to be traded, and submitted a list of teams before they…

Machado is a more valuable piece than Stanton (last season notwithstanding)... he’s younger, one of the best fielders on the planet, has shown real aptitude with baserunning, can play SS, etc. Stanton, fabulous player that he is, profiles like a lot of those older sluggers who are still useful but aren’t worth what…

*bingazee

The Dodgers should bring in Scottie Pippin to instruct their pitchers on the art of not tipping.

Also, am I in prison? Too lazy to google

Jeter later talked to reporters, coming to the blockbuster deal’s defense.

What do the typos own exactly?

So you’re saying you want the Tennessee job, eh? 

Was trying to be helpful but I guess I’ll just go fuck myself.

I regret that I have but one click to offer your comment.

This made me like him. Jerks.

Kaep should be playing, but this is overselling him quite a bit IMO.

Bad players routinely rot on the ends of benches. Why does this guy warrant special treatment?

He’s getting paid. If he offered to give up his salary if Philly cut him then I might feel bad for him, but he wants to keep his 1st round salary and go to a better situation.