The taco was out of the bag.

Oh no! That’s all the time we have. . . Sorry Lindsey

To be fair, groping is technically an improvement from rape.

I mustered up the Gaul to do so.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

You may have noticed that we’re kind of in a golden age for man-children.

While Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball struggle with broken and/or brutally ugly jumpers, Tatum is out here scoring key clutch buckets for the hottest team in the NBA.

For me, it’s not about the physical appearance, but my ability to suspend my disbelief. If everyone on the show is super human attractive, it’s just too jarring and takes me out of the show.

psssh Florida, call us when you have a booster as the State Attorney General to help cover your tracks and protect you from the media.

It’s a clever riff on the classic “that’s what she said” format which we know and love, from The Office.

Here’s one to complete the “sociopaths making funny faces” hat trick.

Oh, yeah. Real ugly face. *rolls eyes*

The beauty of being a Ravens fan is that we never leave surviving loved ones

I take it all back. Chris Sale is an imminently reasonable person. Those uniforms should be a war crime.

Are we giving Griffey credit for inventing wearing a baseball hat backwards now? FYI, if you’ve never played baseball, people have done that for a hundred years. You turn it backwards to put on a batting helmet, or catcher’s helmet since forever. Sorry.

Seriously? You don’t know Bernie Bros came up with that name for themselves? How oblivious are you ?