You neglected the possibility that Rondo can’t count past four

All they need is to have one of the two best players in the league. Got it.

I think the rest of the team is simply tired of the exhausting task of having to chase down all of Rondo’s bricks and airballs at every shootaround.

“Shit, my thoughts exactly.”

How about Temecula?

I do. 49 other quarterbacks lost the Superbowl before him and handled it better. Russell Wilson faced the fucking music after throwing that interception. Manning put on a good face after getting curbstomped by the Seahawks. Brady showed up and was a goddamn professional after getting beaten by Eli fucking Manning.

When…

I know, right? And these are women (on my mother’s side of the family) who had babies in their teens, their twenties, thirties, forties.. and fifties!

You misunderstand. I’m not saying he can’t complain. I’m making fun of him for being a whiny prick about it. Not all complaints are created equal.

My apologies. We’ve gotten a ton of pissy emails from people who misread that future Deadcasts will have Funbag supplements, and didn’t understand that the print Funbag will still exist.

“That certainly looks bad...”

That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

They fired Tomsula. I guess we are back with corporate greed and online shaming

What, you’re still trying to find your dad?

“Change one’s mind about retirement? Who’d ever do that?”

I personally think that Scott is such an awful coach that it's virtually impossible to truly determine the quality of ANY of the players on the team, let alone Russell. When Kobe goes, Scott needs to follow him at a very brisk pace.

Yes, it’s possible. However, we KNOW Byron Scott is a shitty coach. We DON’T KNOW if D’Angelo Russell is a shitty player.

Sure, it’s definitely possible that Russell isn’t and will never be as good as expected, and that the Lakers fucked up big time by choosing him over Jahlil Okafor and Porkchops Bazingas. That said, why not just toss him into the fire and play him 35 minutes a night? If he flames out, he flames out.

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

I like the idea of D’Antoni, Stoudemire, and Nash traveling through time together. We’ll go back in time.... IN SEVEN SECONDS OR LESS

My 6-year-old went to a birthday party at the Keys stadium last year. Ramirez was one of the guys who was always next to the fence interacting with the group and handing baseballs to the kids.