Still, it’s impressive that it would take 11 bullets to kill the guy, just like it was impressive that the Patriots were still in a position to tie the game after Tom Brady spent most of the game with his helmet dragging across the grass.

what is that first guy doing, taking a shot from midcourt with 5 seconds left.

Meanwhile Larry Bird is still reading “Windows for Dummies” trying to get his computer out of MS-DOS mode.

To sum up:

It is a ... tragedy? I don’t know how to respond. He certainly had a lot of talents that he was willing to squander.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“I’d hit that.”

Yeah, and you should read what was written to gain that perspective. The beef is pretty clear. It’s the dishonesty he used in talking about waning attendance.

Fair enough, just giving you a hard time.

You’re right. It’s nice that something finally broke that professional football player’s way.

Todd Gurely just became one of the happiest MF’n rookies around. Got drafted to a mediocre team in the Midwest and all of a sudden he is getting to move to LA. Maybe the team is still iffy but hey, at least he gets to sample the sweet “goodies” that come with being a pro athlete in LA

This is the greatest editorial policy since the Deadwood Pioneer’s policy of “print whatever Al Swearengen tells us to.”

My mom nearly died of complications from a mastectomy/breast cancer 5 years ago. Now she may have cervical cancer (find out on the 22nd). Fuck Cancer.

Kids.Are.Not.Supposed.To.Die. There’s no other way to express how wrong it is, other than saying fuck cancer.

I don’t know, not being able to stop loving when they are alive and have been gone for years is pretty fucking hellish too.

A man who was loved, and who did what he loved.

I started reading this the other day and that line stopped me dead in my tracks. Too many people around to start bawling.

“At first, when we truly love someone, our greatest fear is that the loved one will stop loving us. What we should fear, of course, is that we won’t stop loving them, even after they’re dead and gone.”

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Fuck fucking cancer