For which team?

I feel like a “true” immaculate inning should be 9 pitches with no contact.  

Came here to specifically mention Scalia. Nice.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

Consistency means “white” in this context.

Patient: I didn’t plan on getting cancer, but cigarettes are so tasty, and I ignored the “may cause cancer” warning label. I didn’t think doing the wrong thing would ever catch up to me.

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Step one: Don’t live here illegally.

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

An 8-0 massacre seems to indicate that maybe the no-fun method (while less fun) is better for winning.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

Imagine if he was black

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

“These people have awful names.”

It’s sad, DWS, Keith Ellison and other dems wouldn’t even stand or clap for her.

That tirade lasted about 15 seconds which is just about right for Rick Pitino.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Do we include Rose’s minor league numbers or are we pretending the Nippion league is on MLB’s level?