I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

What if everyone just started sending chargers to the baseball headquarters addressed to Luke?

This was not a “crowded” place. It was private text messages. A public university is bound by the 1st Amendment.

“I hate guns”... “ but eating hundreds of painkillers and putting a bounty on Brett Farve’s head and late hitting him till he retires is A.O.K. by me.

Try to get the stop over as fast as possible. Nothing to be gained from berating a tired foot soldier.

Everybody, when a cop stops you. listen to his directions, give him the documents he wants, be polite, THEN SHUT UP. Tell him you will talk to your counsel and let it be. Everything you say can hurt your case. Deal with it later, before the magistrate.

Jones is being pissy but he’s being completely cooperative. Is it normal for the cop to be a fucking asshole right back? To serve and protect...with a side of sass?

I have to side with Jones on this one. If he really did something illegal, how do you explain him still being in the car?

Maybe stop driving for a while Jon. Take a break.

Dillon Brooks should be more like Grayson Allen, a true sportsman.

Gotta love a good dip when you’re taking a dump. I think that combination is what I miss most.

You have the legal right to be there and support the messaging of the candidates.

Yeah, I am convinced, if I am ever at a rally to support or protest, I should probably just call it quits. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

Dear Deadspin: I will write this article for nothing more than the price of a Domino’s pizza so I have something to eat while I write it. You good for it?

Of course you would think that the metric system is cool, you pompous dickwads (most of which are overprivileged NYC transplants now claiming to be “real” New Yorkers) run around in your vintage EPL jerseys using collective noun verb agreement. If your pretentious fetish for all thinks European is so goddamned strong,…

Thank you for proving my comment 100 percent correct. Ah yes the field for the GOP is full of idiots but lets be honest, the dem front runner’s only claim to fame is being married to Bill.

To be fair, the religious wing of the conservative party is nuts and 100% against what the party stood for at its inception. They bitch about imaginary threats about shariah law but believe Christian beliefs should be the basis of our laws in this secular country.