#TeamNoOne

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.

I do not why I read this, I can not even afford Vogue magazines.

Holy shit take my money.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

This is a bizarre thought to me. It’s not sanctimony. They’re just saying you don’t get preferential treatment. She lost all her points and now she has to start anew. That’s the punishment. It’s up to the tournament organizers whether to let her in or not. Telling someone to qualify on their own next year, we…

So, she’s your...hairoine?

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Imagine living life while having opinions that are this terrible.

In fairness, she did say she was there to remind you of the mess you made since you went away.

I sure hope that the scoop about his inhaling oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide are broken up into two separate stories.

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

I’d say when you’ve taken money from 7 million people a year so that they could spend a couple of hours inside you, it’s time to retire the “Virgin” moniker anyway.

Y’know, I totally forgot about Girls coming back.

I say they witness someone getting mugged, do nothing, and they all get tried for their crimes against humanity.

You could always watch Crashing to hold you over.

Nick Kyrgios is the Donald Trump of tennis. Best way to describe the guy. And this website is for some reason obsessed with him for some reason. I love how you think “he decides he just doesn’t care about winning the match anymore”. You couldn’t be more wrong! He cares, he’s just a coward and gives up because he’s…

What’s with Deadspin’s love affair with this asshole?

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…