As a gay guy in Brooklyn his takes on gay culture and media are so foreign to me it often feels like reading satire. But he probably really is like this. 

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

I’ve posted this in other police-adjacent threads, and I’ll do it here while we’re on the subject.

Does anyone actually write lines for Amy Sedaris? I would imagine they give her the faintest whiff of the plot and set her loose. That’s what I’d do anyhow.

I’ve definitely switched over to watching Midsomer Murders, which is equally ridiculous, but it’s a soothing balm to my overstimulated soul.

And all it took to convict Raja was for a man to die, the call to have been coincidentally recorded, public outcry, a four-year intermission between the killing and the trial, the ghost of Trayvon Martin to haunt the trial, and 30 years of Florida cops shooting black people and getting away with it, and a cop who…

Well, I have to say there is a slight difference between the general, amoral evil of capitalism and the fact that Jack Dorsey is a white supremacist who runs a major media company.

I feel like there should be some Seal News and the leading story is “What young seals are doing now will shock you! Tonight our reporter talks about the new craze hitting the beach this fall Ealing and how you can identify if your seal pup is doing it too.”

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

I secured my victory in my 5th grade spelling bee with the word ‘mattress’ because I didn’t leave off the last ‘s’ for savings.

#gettheledout

It makes me wonder, are we really so cosmopolitan at all, if it’s such a small world?

That’s one idea for a Batgirl movie. A couple of others are:

Hopefully when they train her this time she will do better.

“As a congregation, I would have to say we are shocked that tax money is being used to push this agenda even further,”

*Pushes pedantic glasses further up nose*

There’s the reference I came for. I can close the browser tab now.

Sounds great!