So, she’s your...hairoine?

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Imagine living life while having opinions that are this terrible.

In fairness, she did say she was there to remind you of the mess you made since you went away.

I sure hope that the scoop about his inhaling oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide are broken up into two separate stories.

Y’know, I totally forgot about Girls coming back.

I say they witness someone getting mugged, do nothing, and they all get tried for their crimes against humanity.

You could always watch Crashing to hold you over.

Nick Kyrgios is the Donald Trump of tennis. Best way to describe the guy. And this website is for some reason obsessed with him for some reason. I love how you think “he decides he just doesn’t care about winning the match anymore”. You couldn’t be more wrong! He cares, he’s just a coward and gives up because he’s…

What’s with Deadspin’s love affair with this asshole?

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

“our hear.” Yeah, that’s about the intellectual level I expected.

You won’t be alone. You’ll have adopted eight or nine cats, if you haven’t already. (I am joking, of course.)

My grandmother still feels a little hope. Just the other day she told me that she was okay with it if I was a lesbian. Um...thanks? I’m not, but thanks for trying?

This is the one I usually go with-

Kylie M right now

This seems like such an odd thing for people to get their panties in a twist about. Between the Russians, voter suppression efforts, and Trump claiming the election was rigged I don’t see how taking a closer look at a couple of states can hurt, maybe it will help restore some confidence in our voting system. It’s…