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Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

No wonder he walks that way...

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

The Owner of Gristedes Wants You and I Me to Know the Ice Cream Bandits Have Been Captured

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Can Nintendo be in charge of everything? Cuz that would be awesome.

Watched the re-run last night. Mrs. OneChopstick looked up from her phone just in time to catch the final stretch and remarked, “there’s no one even around her!” (thinking the US had such a dominating lead)

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?

Getting served at the club: the cause, and now the result, of all of Johnny Manziel’s problems.