FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

This just confirms to everyone reading that your fan base truly is one of the worst things in sports.

12 since ‘12

It’s hard to feel too bad for a fanbase that’s only been there for 4-5 years.

Losing indeed does pull fans together. Fans from all over the country and from all walks of life came together in celebration of that Seahawks loss.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Nope, he gets all crossed up.

As a City fan, would you say this is the most excited you’ve been since you were a United fan?

Oh, and no crying 16 year old girls on television declaring how they’ve never seen a Cubs’ World Series and they’ve “been waiting my whole life.”

I dunno. He comes off as a guy who likes to get drunk and start showing off his gun collection. Pass.

Take your star, you jerk.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.