I particularly like the “But everyone does this!” excuse for the myriad of accusations.

“Yah brah my cuz Tony’s former boss Mickey was roughed up pretty bad in it...so let me get in your face and tell yous about how BAHSTON STRONG I’ve had to be to overcome this extreme adversity.” - Jason98

To the small sliver of BAHSTON STRONG people personally affected by the bombing, my apologies. I suspect you’re not a part of that sliver though, so fuck you.

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

Maybe leave comedy to those with talent.

The Colts suck, and so does Indiana, but domestic tomatoes from Indiana, Illinois and Michigan are awesome, and if you disagree ...

kermit did 9/11

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

I really wish seasons were longer than three games...oh wait.

Tell me more about this Pedalike product.

Wow, we hit a nerve here. Did someone coming into work drunk kill your dad or something? Or do you just like moralizing about fairly innocuous, widespread behaviors?

It really sucks that people like you exist

Can’t help but think Martin would be better off not describing his running style as “put it into gere”

If only Martin understood the first rule of nicknames: Repeatedly calling attention to the nickname you hate will only make people want to use it more.

Honorable mention:

Stare at that screenshot at the top of the page and try not to smile, I dare you.

No no no. You have to learn in a city, facing uphill at a red light with a dump truck behind that’s given you zero coasting space while driving a ‘95 Mustang with a transmission missing 2 of its 5 speeds and a clutch that’s “iffy”.