I’m confident he will still, somehow, find a way to break his collarbone.

I always go back to trusty Verne Lundquist calling Tiger’s chip at the 2005 Masters.

Oh man, and you can confirm the contrary? Incredible. Does Donald Trump know you have such valuable intel?

I know right? Barstool really is garbage.

So if your youngest goes, and then doesn’t want to come back to you, I assume you’re totally cool with it?

This:

Yes, absolutely it’s on the coaches here, especially considering the new “offensive mastermind” of the moment bumbled his way through the 4th quarter.

Nah, Alex Mack played on a broken fucking leg, so it’s not too much to ask a guy with a mild ankle sprain to get off the field in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl.

Then fly the fucking presidential seal, not a campaign flag.

I would start with nutjob Breitbart commenters. I feel much more threatened by those white supremacists and scared conspiracy theorists than any single person from one of the administration’s seven countries.

The ignorance here is astonishing. Not surprising, of course, but fucking astonishing.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Well no shit, he’s HamNo.

The erratic tweets, the inexplicable decision-making, the bumbling mismanagement of appointees and transitions.

Wait, are YOU subtly trolling US?

NBA teams abandon the foul strategy when they’re down as little as 4 points with a minute left (something I’ll never understand considering the worst free throw shooters on the planet play in the NBA).

What a jabroni.

In the same paragraph where you claim to have grown up you point fingers like a toddler and say, “well he did it so we can too!” You don’t get it, do you?

As you have for the year leading up to the election? The same group of imbeciles who were crying foul and talking about rigged elections for months before the votes were tallied? The ones chanting, “Lock her up!” and “Build that wall!” at every turn? Doesn’t sound like silence to me.

At least they’re phones dont blow up u HERB!