That’s just your standard schedule of events for Florida on a Tuesday.

*Unless you are Donald Trump, who sadly and desperately appeared at all four nights of the RNC.

I’m guessing she confused her Clevelands, happens all the time.

Aw, nice try!

That “JK” on his chest is so fitting.

I believe the consensus is that LeBron is the greatest player on earth and the Cavs are world champions. Oh, and Skip Bayless is out of a job.

Hey sasquatchpatch you just scored a free air conditioner!

Were we supposed to chuckle at Sporting Real Charlotte FC? Because I just stopped reading instead.

I assure you you’re in for an even more disgraceful display once the 75th minute rolls around.

But can they do the delegate math for Bernie Sanders?

Enjoy those stars as you spend all of eternity in hell.

No, no, no. WE didn’t all fucking fall for it. YOU fucking fell for it.

Yes, I cannot wait to see the animosity that builds in the 7 games these teams play between May and September, and the 4 at-bats in which Heyward and Bumgarner may possibly face each other, depending on pitching rotation, player performance, and health.

Bryce Harper: To Pimp A Butterfly Homer

Taking this space to say that Eminem fucking sucks.

Jay Glazer gleefully exclaimed that Pagano was “obviously” fired and that “everyone knows that.”

Does that make this an endorsement of Trump, Brady, or both?

Or maybe even find a lot of success in art. It happens.

“...if you don’t want to commit to wearing a bracelet every day...”

“...if you don’t want to commit to wearing a bracelet every day...”

Looks like you got the lazy part right.