Looks like you got the lazy part right.

But three in total...dick.

Geeeez...so many asterisks for you to clarify.

Resisting arrest surely should have resulted in this young man being shot by the police.

Reports of trash fires across Indianapolis.

So what does Charles Barkley think about Donald Trump for president?

If the only way to combat guns is with more guns, then apparently the only way to combat terrible writing is with more terrible writing.

Trans fats. Incandescent light bulbs. Slavery.

Or a realist...

The fact that he bounced up and walked it off so quickly is impressive as hell. I sincerely hope he turns out alright, and sincerely thank him for not removing that towel from his face while I was eating dinner.

Shocking to see RG3 was the first person actively running away from the fracas.

I’m taking, “100% healthy and 100% competitive,” as a subtle dig at his good pal Tiger. Bravo, Rory.

Safe to assume you’re both white guys?

Can’t deny A-Rod’s talent up front, but it wasn’t just the early duff against China. She had a handful of missteps that Germany would be happy to take into transition. Let’s lock it up and win this thing.

The real question is whether the NFL wants Tom Brady to return in Week 3 against the Jaguars, or primetime in Week 6 against the Colts. I’ll put my money and hopes on the latter.

He didn’t mention the name, just the logo. Look it up dumbass, it’s 5 comments above you.

The new thing is people broadcasting entire shows via Periscope. I made a point about this on a particular band’s forums recently and received so much rage it was unbelievable. “Don’t be such a pussy if you can’t see around someone’s phone,” and all sorts of other entitled remarks like, “I pay $100 for my ticket I’ll…

I liked the part about Russell Westbrook voluntarily passing the ball.

Nope. Give me AC, or give me death.

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story: