That looked like he was having fun, so I'm thinking no.

Are we sure this isn't the Thursday night game?

Jim Harbaugh is a hypocrite and completely full of shit? Weird.

As punishment for their neglect, the guilty parties will be compelled to attend parenting classes and all of the Browns' remaining home games this season.

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

Now I can wear my skinny jeans when I propose.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

I'm not kidding. I think the only solution here is to evacuate the subway and just napalm the whole damn thing. Don't fuck around with this shit.

Sorry in advance for breaking Kinja.

Mark's penis-washing choir:

Really. Can you show me the location on this map where he prefers to swim…?

Anyone else automatically start doing them the moment they see the word kegel? It's like Pavlov's vagina.

Every time a server overhears you say "Oh, don't worry, I'll put it all on my card and we can work it out later," choirs of angels sing.

I'm embarrassed to say that I flipped out at the Dunkin' Doughnuts at JFK, because I just didn't understand that they want you to tell them how you want your coffee. I just want my coffee. I want to put the cream and sugar in myself, and after a red eye, I just didn't understand the whole we mix your coffee thing. …

Literally just got engaged this weekend to an 87% match on OKCupid. That shit works, but you gotta put in the time.

Hey, I met my husband on OKC also. High fives.

I really like OkCupid, and I use it to make friends when I move to a new place. It's nice to have a bunch of information right there, and know what a person is looking for. It's especially nice for non-straight people, because unless you really want to hang around gay events and bars, it can be a real challenge to…

But the 49er fan yelled "FIVE RINGS! FIVE RINGS!!'" as he was going down, so he really showed the Seahawks mascot.