Your manput is duly noted.

Question, does "time" mean each orgasm or each masturbation session? Because that definitely changes things...

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(

Nope and Change

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

The Jaguars are begging for show rights, as this would be their best opportunity to appear on TV in years.

Now if only we could figure how to get Kinja to do the same.

I do the rotation. Buy new underwear and look great and they slowly (or quickly) stretch their way to period panties. Or you unexpectedly get your period, and boom. Your absolute favourite underwear is now a period panty. Sometimes they just become "feelin' comfy" panties instead of strictly period panties.

OH. MAN. Now here's a place where being a guy working in a corporate office comes back to bite me on the ass. I might have to try this for a weekend though, because it's awesome.

You know, I just want to point out that, for a certain cross-section of your readership *cough*myselfincluded*cough* it would probably have been much better if the title of this article read, "Poop DURING a Date" rather than "Poop ON a Date". Just sayin'.

Jeez. Whose cutting onions at my work?

Oh my god, this is amazing.

Not pictured: Jesus Montero, sitting in front of his TV eating it.

Yeah, but was she allowed in the locker room? Was the team able to handle the distraction? I bet she was checking out all the guys in the shower.

Lohan just gave away her share of the revenue from "The Canyons".

That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.

Colbert won.

Bitches love the shit out of some hooks.

Bitches love hooks. That's why stags have antlers.