brooklyninferno
BrooklynInferno
brooklyninferno

"recently stripped of accreditation editor of American sports publication Barry Petcheski" is absolutely how I am referring to you from now on.

The Super Bowl was obviously the Red Wedding

Saying "Robbed by refs" to a discussion that involves the Seahawks. Cool story bro. (see Super Bowl XL)

Let me sum up:

Michael Crabtree really needs to let this go. Hes a mediocre youtube poster, a mediocre conspiracy theorist and when you put a mediocre conspiracy theorist up against me THE BEST CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN THE LAND! there will be only one winner.

As a 49ers fan, I have to say: Shut the fuck up! That's why we have such terrible reputations. I might be the only Niners fan who thinks the team is capable of losing without being robbed by the refs.

THIS THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS!

His dick is still longer than most of Denver's pass attempts.

Ya man, I'm with you on that. I expected to cry, but it was so dominant that I can't even wrap my mind around what happened.

It doesn't even seem real right now, but goddamn it feels good. Thank you Seahawks for bringing a championship to Seattle.

Buy that guy a beer for me.

Yeah, I live in Denver, and I thought it was going to be a good matchup. I was amazed at how well Seattle played, and how Denver just didn't seem to be able to match their intensity. I figured that halftime would be a chance for the Broncos to re-set and come back ready to at least mount a challenge, but once the

Shut the fuck up.

As a Hawks fan for years, this is unreal. I'm soaking wet in champagne. I thought I would cry - but the total domination from start to finish took that away. I believed in this team from day one - this was the expectation and this team delivered.

On the first play of the Super Bowl the team with the best offense in the entire history of the NFL let the snap go past the quarterback into the endzone for a safety. On the spectrum of odd things tonight a man with a half beard barely goes noticed.

Even if Seattle's offense didn't score a single point, they would have won the game. Seattle's defense/special teams scored 16 points.

The only cloud in my current universe of silver linings is Richard Sherman's injury. Both because it's an injury to an excellent athlete who I enjoy watching play, and because it's an excuse for a bunch of slack-jawed morons to crow about how it was "karma." One presumes that the lack of a professional setback (a

Everyone saying this was the "Worst Super Bowl" should be ashamed. These were the two best teams in the league. One was MUCH better than the other. Poor me, I didn't like Seattle or its fans, but the Seahawks are obviously the best team in the NFL. Any Super Bowl that gives me an unquestioned champ is a good Super

Without a serious rooting interest (I slightly favor Seattle because I'm a Steelers fan who feels bad about 2005 who also appreciates an awesome defense. Also, the Sonics.) I'm really, really enjoying watching the Broncos fuck up in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. Praying for a blocked field goal/punt to complete the journey.

All I got from this article is 1) Doug, you seem to really hate Brooklyn Decker, 2) now I want a sandwich (thanks a lot!), and 3) her advice is pretty common-sense (I mean that as a compliment, not as snark).