Stick to sports.

I can’t track it down online, but Jose Fernandez had my all-time favorite version of this: somebody hit a colossal bomb off him one time, and after the inning ended he was back in the dugout excitedly demonstrating what a monster shot it was. He would laugh after striking out, too. What a joyful guy he was.

At what point do we stop normalizing harmful artificial stressors? 

When I was a kid I only knew it as an Earth, Wind, and Fire song.

I don’t think it was a fluke though, but all part of Bran’s plan and manipulation of events ever since he became the 3-eyed Raven. People are really glossing over Bran’s influence in all of this, i.e. Deus ex Arya, ‘she took him out with a tiny dagger’. There are lots of claims that he did nothing. But he looked into…

The Magary household in a few weeks...

Hahahahaha... I don’t disagree with anything you wrote but the idea that it’s reasonable to compare the first three albums of a guy who wouldn’t exist without Bob Dylan to the albums Bob Dylan was making at the time is fucking hilarious!

When I was in college I would sleep to FM radio, listening to “Jungleland” while half asleep is, well somebody already used “haunting”, magical, surreal. And you are 100% right.

I went back and tracked down Live Bullet a few years ago on a friend’s recommendation and was surprised. Seger’s back catalog from the early 70's rocks a lot more than later hits like “Like a Rock” would lead you to believe, but for a long time much of it was out of print or never issued on CD, as if he doesn’t want…

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

i think the best way to do replay is to institute a 30-second cap. if you can’t figure it out in the window then the call stands. you can fix the total fuck ups without it turning into what we saw last night

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

What PBY fails to do in three whole names and seven syllables, Pope Thrower does with less than half the resources. We’re told the gripping tale of a humble kid with a dream who overcomes myriad obstacles to do what nobody ever thought possible... throw fucking popes.

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

The sport’s biggest problem is the unwritten rules. The game is a LOT more fun to watch when the players are having a good time. With the World Baseball Classic from a couple of years ago having unofficially suspended the unwritten rules, the games were a lot of fun to watch, because the players were having fun! MLB…

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

Fuck off Tomato

Come on - you forgot the best Sixto!