This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

Apparently it works like this: Amazon or whathaveyou will only allow reviews for verified sales now I guess, which require a transaction and a tracking number. The transaction can just go from one of the seller's accounts to another, but the tracking number needs to be real, and have a similar weight. That's why they…

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

Fight the good fight. I will read your non-sports coverage wherever it is posted. At this rate I hope you all leave for a new website not owned by fuckheads but I'm along for this ride wherever it takes me.

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Spanfeller looks like if Mitt Romney fucked a potato.

I hope Jim’s reading his email.

Does the dog know his name is Pretzelcoatl?

Good blog, Tom.

A friend adopted a Teotihuacan dog awhile back, and I dog-sit for them about once a month. It is one of the... goodest of good dogs?

Preztelcoatl.

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

I saw a good dog eating a peanut butter sandwich at Teotihuacan...His hair was perfect.

These dogs are good sports. 

I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

The Deadspin commentariat (who, by the way, universally loathe humanoid dough-sack Jim Spanfeller) demand it!

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

I’m always mystified by the ideas that 1) Stay Positive isn’t a pantheon THS record (it’s better than Boys and Girls), and 2) Heaven is Whenever is a letdown. HIW has a couple missteps but it closes with 3 straight massive tracks and is infinitely better than Teeth Dreams.