We all need to fucking chill about spoilers. If a movie is only good if you know 0 plot details going in, it’s a shitty movie.

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

I’m sorry but any list of best Stones’ songs that doesn’t include ANYTHING from Exile on Main Street is objectively bad. Tumbling Dice, Rocks Off, Happy, Loving Cup, Rip this Joint, Shake Your Hips.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

Another thing that would help a lot of bars is to put in acoustic treatment on the walls or ceilings. Brick or concrete walls and 100 people yakking are not a good combo.

**David Attenborough voice**

“In times of danger, the Bluegrass Turtle uses fat energy from its neckpouch to survive.”

The real hero of this video is Very Calm Mustache Man

I don’t know man, maybe GeneralButtocks has a point. Why should teams let cheerleaders go to a restaurant of their choosing? They’re already doing them a favor by paying them money and letting them out of the kitchen. Next thing you know, the cheerleaders will want rights as human beings! What then would the world…

Except you should then focus your harsh policies on the possible rapist, not his potential rapee

Hey you,

“Samer 2: More of the Samer”

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

Counterpoint: Damon rightfully calls out an old white southern sportswriter for taking cheap shots at a talented 19 year old who singlehandedly dragged a mediocre team into the second round of the NCAAs.

These parents definitely don’t know how to raise the Roof(s).

Since Trump is only concerned with how things affect him personally, here’s Trump’s Final Four

Huge props to Larry for stepping up here and taking a public stance on this. Us libtards can yell and scream and shake our fists on issues like this all we want, but it will always fall on deaf ears to hardcore 2nd amendment supporters. It’s going to take a major effort from high-profile guys like Chipper, who likely…

You know, this is a solid comment, but you’re really not saying anything special. You’ve got a good closing line, but not a great one, nothing we haven’t seen here before. It’s just these early comments are set up to make it so much easier to get in some snark at the expense of the writer.

I mean seriously, how do they function in life? These people who insist on having their guns because of the possibility of a tyrannical government...yet they tell kids to have respect for authority? These people who live in so much fear every day that having a gun makes them feel safer? These people who think god…

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.