I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

The left opposes being so uncomfortable with gay people that you want to see them be psychologically tortured until they’ve been convinced they’re not gay anymore because that is Bad, Actually.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

“Because just like the clock in England, my clock is covered covered in grey fog.”

In order for me to attend the Kid Rock concert, you would need to give me the greatest blow on Earth.

If someone asked me if I wanted to attend a Kid Rock show, they would hear the Greatest No on Earth.

It’s been a good few hours watching Cult 45 defend the remarks by claiming he’s just saying what everybody thinks but no one has the courage to say, only for Trump himself torpedo their defense by pretending he never said those remarks in the first place.

🎼 I wonder, wonder, wonder whoooo 🎶

You know we can read the other shit you post right?

Republicans when it comes to healthcare, and gun control: “We must leave it up to the states! Why should the big bad gub’mt control what I do??”

I think there’s a big difference between the sentiment “don’t blindly enjoy football without being aware of the deeply problematic aspects both inherent to the sport and derived from its relationship to capitalism” and “don’t ever be happy because what about nuclear war.”

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

Was just having this conversation with Mr. PissReekingOcelot last night. The distribution of what are currently states into new nation states (or whatever the fuck) is super interesting, based on this exact geography. And who gets Alaska and Hawaii in the breakup, too? I like Alaska but it’s a little dicey; Hawaii…

I think it would involve the West coast and the Northeast joining Canada maybe taking a couple great lake states with them. It sucks to be Colorado and New Mexico in this scenario. Though maybe if Utah see who they’ll be left with, they go along with Nevada and Colorado.

If we divided up the union, how many pieces would we need to break off into. Would it be possible to lump the south and midwest together into one nation (I’m guessing the capital would be the Talladega Motor Speedway), while keeping the rest of the country even if it’s separated geographically (West coast, plus north…

The line is shorter if we’re willing to dance in groups.

I will dance and sing the day Trump is assassinated or dies from some cardiovascular issue. I don’t care how it happens, I want that orange piece of shit in a fucking grave.

Are we?

God I hate SHS. I hate her so much. She’s just so dumb. She’s sooooo unqualified. Her stupid air of superiority makes my insides melt due to the fiery hot rage it induces as my brain screams to be let to skip to a different reality where those tasked with public speaking know how to speak publicly. Where presidents…