he actually had very high personal standards for quality control, (for gravy in particular)

Is she related to Mike Huckabee? Because she’s a terrible human being and she shares her maiden name with him.

In fairness to Colonel Sanders, he actually had very high personal standards for quality control, (for gravy in particular) and only the motherfuckers who wrenched his business away from him started lowering the quality. Interesting dude, that Colonel Sanders.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Or just stop caring what random people think of you, especially since you likely won’t ever talk to/see them again.

Because to Trump, women have no value outside of their level of attractiveness.

Right. People act like having statutes to racists looming over our public spaces is the only way to remember the fact that we fought a Civil War. So dumb.

Because they’re trying to minimize the chances of a bunch of Nazis showing up and murdering people.

I love the picture of the activists on the base with “Black Lives Matter” spray painted on it.

“In memory of the poor white trash that was cheerfully fed into a meat grinder by a small company of superrich assholes that would have had them tarred and feathered had they set foot on plantation property or talked to a planter’s daughter. Never forget how they happily died by the millions to preserve their bigotry,…

Free Takiyah Thompson! Call Durham, NC, District Attorney to demand charges be dropped against Takiyah and all anti-racists protesters: 919-808-3010. Donate to bail fund: http://Durhamsolidaritycenter.org/bondfund

When you have an excuse to denounce nazi fucks, you do it.

I live in Kentucky, middle of nowhere. I count myself lucky when I don’t see that stupid Virginia battle flag flying off the back of a truck or something during the day. Fucking racist idiots, don’t even know what the confederate flag looks like. Not like they’re a bastion of intelligence to begin with but it fucking…

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

And imagine performing all of these great feats of athleticism with debilitating bone spurs.