Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

We need to overthrow this fucking government.

Did Jesus hotbox the oval office??

I make a motion to have “Good Dog Wednesday” as well as “Bear Friday”. The vote on the measure shall start now.

The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

They’re good dogs Brent Musburger.

Hey Shouty Spice you should look at the response to Justin Beiber when he took on Anne Frank.

He truly could not distinguish his Ass from a Hole in the ground. Guess his Physician/Surgeon/Lawyer Sons got any semblance of intelligence from their Mother.

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

I’m sure he’ll comfort himself by rubbing a burger all over his genitals just like the women in his company’s commercials do.

There’s not enough appletini mix in the world to ever get me used to this shit.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Scott Adams is one of the biggest douchecanoes on the planet.

we’re sure trying.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

I mean, as far as orators go she is worse than a lot of them. How do you point out she isn’t inspiring/particularly good at speaking without sounding sexist? Do you compare her to other women to illustrate that no, this isn’t a woman problem, but a Hillary problem? Michelle Obama way better at sounding…

But “perfectly fine” shouldn’t be how we judge someone who’s been planning this campaign for the last decade. I don’t know why we can’t address the fact that she isn’t a great public speaker. Michelle Obama is able to sound strong, sincere, and energetic in a way that I did not get from HIllary. When Nina Turner…

“Chick’s tryin’ to muscle in on our territory!”

What I hear from my dem friends who dislike her. They can vote for her whilst also disliking her. Disliking her isn’t going to stop them from voting for her but there are things about her record they don’t like.