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This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

I love you. I know that feel so well. <3

Occasionally I buy smoked salmon cream cheese when it’s on sale (because I can’t afford to buy actual smoked salmon) and that’s when I feel like I’m living a luxury life.

(Opens up Amazon.com on Safari, orders guillotine, has it shipped to 720 Park AveNew York, NY )

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

Bartholomew Cubbins approves.

It was from a deli, so it was cool.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

I refuse too. It will always be The Jake to me.

Those with a sense of humor.

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

You’d be correct except with a Gluten Allergy you can’t drink beer.

I guessed “eggplant wiener”

Right? Phife just died. Have some respect, crudely styled transphobes of the North.