I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

Mitt Romney: The answer to a question no one asked.

SNL couldn’t have made something like that up. I rewound those intros about 10 times (to be fair, I was pretty stoned).

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

I really like Courtney Barnett! Her lyrics are fun and her songs are catchy as hell. I hope she wins.

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

Gives a whole new meaning to “They fuck you up, your mum and dad...” (Philip Larkin poem)

One of my dogs took a dump in my harp case. This is grosser than that.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Here is a sports article without political spin. Here is another one. Here is one more. And another one. There are lots of them. Isn’t it great how easy it is to find one?

Actually, the fans were paid to chant “FANDUUUUUUUEL” throughout the game.

It should be mentioned that a few things in the now-retconned Expanded Universe made their way into the series proper - Palpantine’s name and Coruscant, for instance. Lightsabers absorbing Force Lightning too. So it’s not completely gone! (And we still have our memories).

Dee Gordon is so fast that by the time you send him a text, he has moved on to a new number.

Teke is all over the pirates local broadcasts and is a huge figure in the Pirates local community...

With a special cameo by Afroman for ‘Cause I Got High.

Well, “stoppage time” is pretty irregular (in terms of being unusual among sports, and in terms of not seeming that precise). Hey, one of the refs had a little stopwatch, and he’s authoritatively telling us we need to play for an extra seven minutes!

I would pay good money to see Biz Markie do “Just a Friend” and “Pickin’ Boogers” at halftime of the Super Bowl.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Pundit? More like pundidn’t.

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