Hey Shouty Spice you should look at the response to Justin Beiber when he took on Anne Frank.

He truly could not distinguish his Ass from a Hole in the ground. Guess his Physician/Surgeon/Lawyer Sons got any semblance of intelligence from their Mother.

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

I’m sure he’ll comfort himself by rubbing a burger all over his genitals just like the women in his company’s commercials do.

There’s not enough appletini mix in the world to ever get me used to this shit.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Scott Adams is one of the biggest douchecanoes on the planet.

we’re sure trying.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

I mean, as far as orators go she is worse than a lot of them. How do you point out she isn’t inspiring/particularly good at speaking without sounding sexist? Do you compare her to other women to illustrate that no, this isn’t a woman problem, but a Hillary problem? Michelle Obama way better at sounding…

But “perfectly fine” shouldn’t be how we judge someone who’s been planning this campaign for the last decade. I don’t know why we can’t address the fact that she isn’t a great public speaker. Michelle Obama is able to sound strong, sincere, and energetic in a way that I did not get from HIllary. When Nina Turner…

“Chick’s tryin’ to muscle in on our territory!”

What I hear from my dem friends who dislike her. They can vote for her whilst also disliking her. Disliking her isn’t going to stop them from voting for her but there are things about her record they don’t like.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

I love you. I know that feel so well. <3

Occasionally I buy smoked salmon cream cheese when it’s on sale (because I can’t afford to buy actual smoked salmon) and that’s when I feel like I’m living a luxury life.

(Opens up Amazon.com on Safari, orders guillotine, has it shipped to 720 Park AveNew York, NY )

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen