Bartholomew Cubbins approves.

It was from a deli, so it was cool.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

I refuse too. It will always be The Jake to me.

Those with a sense of humor.

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

You’d be correct except with a Gluten Allergy you can’t drink beer.

I guessed “eggplant wiener”

Right? Phife just died. Have some respect, crudely styled transphobes of the North.

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

Mitt Romney: The answer to a question no one asked.

SNL couldn’t have made something like that up. I rewound those intros about 10 times (to be fair, I was pretty stoned).

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

I really like Courtney Barnett! Her lyrics are fun and her songs are catchy as hell. I hope she wins.

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

Gives a whole new meaning to “They fuck you up, your mum and dad...” (Philip Larkin poem)