One of my dogs took a dump in my harp case. This is grosser than that.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Here is a sports article without political spin. Here is another one. Here is one more. And another one. There are lots of them. Isn’t it great how easy it is to find one?

Actually, the fans were paid to chant “FANDUUUUUUUEL” throughout the game.

It should be mentioned that a few things in the now-retconned Expanded Universe made their way into the series proper - Palpantine’s name and Coruscant, for instance. Lightsabers absorbing Force Lightning too. So it’s not completely gone! (And we still have our memories).

Dee Gordon is so fast that by the time you send him a text, he has moved on to a new number.

Teke is all over the pirates local broadcasts and is a huge figure in the Pirates local community...

With a special cameo by Afroman for ‘Cause I Got High.

Well, “stoppage time” is pretty irregular (in terms of being unusual among sports, and in terms of not seeming that precise). Hey, one of the refs had a little stopwatch, and he’s authoritatively telling us we need to play for an extra seven minutes!

I would pay good money to see Biz Markie do “Just a Friend” and “Pickin’ Boogers” at halftime of the Super Bowl.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Oooh, Nest Side Story is one of my faves!

Pundit? More like pundidn’t.

The lack of transition from paragraph 1 to 2 made this post super-creepy.

Gawker Media is a brand; it doesn’t like or dislike anything, or have any opinions at all.

Wrong India, Columbus.

I’m not saying Jay Gruden’s fat, but when he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee, he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee.

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

Asked how he got over the insult, Gruden said he “got away from negative people and spent an evening with Friendly’s.”