The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

I have small quibbles with these rankings, but they are basically correct. The main error most Pop Tart eaters make is not recognizing that, generally, non-frosted Pop Tarts are far superior to frosted Pop Tarts. All frosted Pop Tarts taste like basically the same thing—pure sugar—which is an okay thing, but something…

It’s ugly green. Well, it’s just ugly. It’s unabashedly huge. It has a boat anchor engine.

If we’re reading this, we’ve all been there, take a break, the sun will come out tomorrow, you will be able to find the dropped bolt, the radiator will fall into place and something else will break.

I'd rather have a different $27,000 car.

They desperately need you to believe it is the greatest city, so they don’t feel like fools for paying the insane costs of living to be there.

You know how I knew NYC would be at the top of the list? Because people who live there take every opportunity to talk about how it’s the best city, like they all have an inferiority complex. It’s like listening to Trump keep insisting that his hands aren’t small.

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer it decaf?

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And heres what the (distant cousin) real production thing will actually look like:

Is he going to ride that Penny Farthing all the way to the artisinal pencil shop in Manhattan, or just to the nearest Wes Andersen diorama-rama?