So basically, because I only have about $12 in my bank (I'm between paydays), I'm not going to be able to play the game I ALREADY PAID FOR until next week when I have enough to cover the authorization?

Randomly generated dungeons AND Permadeath. It's been around since the 80's dude. There are some games that are inspired by roguelikes that keep random generation but skip permadeath, or vise versa. Diablo has some similarities to the older roguelikes, and it even has a permadeath "Hardcore" mode, which is a nod to…

You realize that this is a genre that has existed forever right? It was designed as a Rougelike game, which means random enemies and permanent death

Could it be that saving and reloading is a cheap and lazy means of finishing the game quicker?

Or here come the people who legitimately think it is better on the PC even if the mobile version is incredibly robust and feature filled? I own both and after about 2 hours today on the iPad I probably won't play it on the iPad unless my laptop isn't available because in my opinion it is better on the PC, not a lot…

It's very probably not. I assume you've played FTL. Almost everyone here has probably played FTL since it's an FTL article and FTL fans love to swarm. But if you haven't, well, then you simply don't know what you're talking about.

If the masturbation joke is the punchline then I'm not really sure how it could ruin the punchline.

The point was all that detective-style theorising had only taken him an hour not including a serious amount of masturbation, so even less than an hour. He spent more time masturbating than coming up with the theory. That's the joke.

I would have liked a Luke Skywalker one more if he was practicing with the Oculus on

Damn my Robocop gets no love? Your name had its own layer Fahey... ITS OWN LAYER!!

Who needs photoshop?

If you bothered to do any research, you would know that YOU HAVE NO WEAPONS IN THIS GAME. NONE. You have to run, hide, and pray to Jeebus that the Xenomorph doesn't find you and turn your innards into outtards.

Ladies, and gentlemen, let us put our hands together and pray...

Despite indications that this might be *the* Alien game, I do not have high hopes for Alien: Isolation. This is because it will either be a horrible joke, or so good I'll be too scared to play it. For the sake of those with backbones, I hope it's the latter.

you don't have to pay for the fix. The fix is completely free the new conent costs money

But you don't, 2.0 is available without the expansion as well.

Star Wars: Episodes 1, 2, and 3 is why people still shoot on site and don't green screen everything.

Because it always - always - looks better filming on location. The actors have a sense of space and location, they can see and adapt their performances to the environment and don't have to worry about the actors not reacting to things they should have because they had no idea they would be there. ´When you shoot your…