Mohamed’s 30,000 square-foot mansion in Bel Air might destroy the cliff it’s being built on,

I hope the county lawyers feel fucking ashamed for this. The minute the asshole pled guilty, they should have settled.

Box of (makin’ it) Rain

Sugar (futures) Magnolia.

Uncle John’s Banned (by the SEC)

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Gross, no sleep is the devil. I struggle too but mine is mainly menopause related, oh the joy.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

And she looks great. Fuck ‘em.

1. Carrie Fisher is fucking awesome and people need to stop hurting her and her 3 feelings.

Carrie Fisher has been through a lot. She doesn't need people dissecting her appearance.

I don’t even have a vagina and it still just slammed shut.

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

Obligatory?

I found her CDL Instructor.....

The check cleared.

We’re told the 2 have become fast friends and have bonded over water ... and lots of it.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts: